Throughout my life, I’ve had a few relationships, and some, ok, most, have ended with me being dumped, for reasons beyond my control. I shall share with you the dumbest ones, or the funniest ones. Take it as you wish.
One guy dumped me because, as he put it, I cared too much for him, more than he cared for me. I guess at the end of the day, it was nice of him not to drag me along.
I have to admit, he was not the only one to dump me for caring too much. One of them said he was not used to see his girlfriend every other day, because he just got out of a long distance relationship. Well, whatever dude. I will mention that he dumped me during winter, in a park, where we spent like half an hour talking. After that, my feet were soaking wet, and I had to walk home, and I also lost one of my gloves. Oh well.
I also had the classic: I’m getting back with my ex. Yes, after 6 months of relationship, and after he told me he loved me, he decided he wanted to get back with his ex. He told me that she was more mellow than me, and she accepted not hearing from him days in a row, while she stayed at home (with his parents) cooking and cleaning. He also said I wouldn’t have accepted that. Yes, he was right. Oh, and the fun part, he never told me we were done, no, I called him and she answered, asking me to leave him alone. Fun!
But, the one that tops them all, is the guy who dumped me to get revenge. Funny, right? Let me explain. We dated for like a month when I was 18. I wasn’t just not that into him. But apparently he loved me or whatever. We stayed friends for a while, then we started college, he went to study in a different city and we drifted apart. After 8 years, we met again, he was in a relationship, a 7 years relationship nonetheless. Anyway, I started to like him, I don’t know why, maybe because now he was older, I was older and I wanted something more than just fun. So, we dated for a month, and then, boom. He sent me a text at 5 in the morning, stating it was just for revenge, and that he knows it’s immature, but oh well, that’s who he is, so I shouldn’t try to contact him ever again… My brain paused for a minute. Oh, by the way, wondering what happened to the girlfriend I mentioned earlier? He dumped her to pull this little stunt. How cool is that? He’s a keeper that one. Oh, they’re back together now, or at least they got back together after he was finished getting his revenge, even though she knew what he did. Now that’s a pair that’s meant for great things.
Well, that’s about it I guess. Can’t quite remember more right now. Next time, I’ll try to remember the times I’ve dumped guys and why. Uh uh, I already have one in mind, now that’s funny. You’ll have to wait, isn’t that a bummer? ‘Till next time!